The only woman who could not only defend you, but also would never cheat on you, abuse your children, and would never become a drug addict (though considering the mannerisms of medieval people it's pretty likely she would become a wine addict, but I honestly couldn't care less)

You just listed everything that's wrong with me, except for the abuse your children part

Zoinks

Maybe her holiness would have cured you or smth

yeah maybe

Wait she is actually so fine tho-

I would date this lady ngl

PLEASE draw and quarter me 🙏🙏🙏