THE VIRGIN PRIME; THE CHAD GATORADE; Provides a wide array of classic flavors like Lemon-Lime and Orange, catering to diverse taste preferences. and they all taste pretty damn good. Established partnerships with professional sports leagues and teams, solidifying its reputation in the athletic community. it is an icon in the world of sports. Tries to appeal to the health-conscious crowd, it claims to be a "Hydration Drink" and yet it's too sweet. Launched in 2022 by Manchildren named Logan Paul and KSI, Prime is the new kid on the block. Contains 36g of sugar and 140 calories per 20 fl oz bottle, providing quick energy for high-intensity activities. Developed in 1965 by University of Florida scientists to hydrate athletes who were suffering from the heat, Gatorade has YEARS of proven performance showing heavy success. Only a few flavors taste okay. many of them are not that great. Contains 700mg of potassium and 124mg of magnesium, but only 10mg of sodium, which won't effectively replenish electrolytes lost from workouts. Heavily relies on social media hype and limited availability, leading to inflated resale prices and scarcity. dumb kids love this crap like its cocaine, even South Park had to make fun of these guys. Offers 270mg of sodium and 80mg of potassium, effectively replacing electrolytes lost through sweat. it doe's a good job in warm weather like in Florida or Texas.
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