People from Blue States
just love Red State poverty,
illiteracy, sheriffs even more
dangerous than the criminals,
woefully inadequate medical
care and high disease rates,
Fentanyl, lower life expectancy,
being married and having
babies by the age of 16, racism,
living in trailer park shacks torn
apart by springtime tornadoes,
mass shootings, and the most
exciting pastime in the world:
Walmart Selfie Culture; So they're moving to the
tumbleweed zone in droves