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I bet he has a musket for home defense

That, and a cutlass

And a cannon mounted at the top of the stairs

And a room full of treasure chests but the locks are attached to matches and the chests are full of gasoline

I smell Minecraft in that sentence

Maybe I'll also have a curtain that looks like a painting, so it can be a secret entrance that looks like a painting.

That's where we keep the hidden treasure

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