SHADY CRYPTO KING, JUSTIN SUN, RETURNS TO THE STATES TO ATTEND TRUMP'S GALA MEMECOIN DINNER; I spent 30 million dollars on Trump crypto for exclusive access to the President, but all I got in return was a fake, gold key ring and food poisoning. ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT 'EXCLUSIVE ACCESS' MEANT SITTING NEXT TO A PIMPLY 19 YR OLD AND AND A GUY WEARING A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG COSTUME
