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Post-Meme: The stage where your shitpost isn't a shitpost anymore but has transcended it's original state to become a subject to moral critique. Once a shitpost is in the post-meme state, nothing you can do will change how it's perceived by the same audience. You may as well kill yourself.

Ethics: Ethics.

Snowflakes: (Used in this article to refer to anyone who brings a shitpost's or it's poster's morals into question).

Introduction.

A shitpost is an absurdist meme that either deliberately avoids meaning, or often leads to a factually incorrect interpretation. The humor in a shitpost is achieved by how far the apple falls from the apple.

By nature, a shitpost is provocative in most contexts. Even after decades of education, the average internetter is a retard and has no control over his emotional faculty and finds himself responding to the shitposts in a way that arouses the shitposter. This is the ideal outcome for the shitposter.

Things get more complicated when the internetter has an IQ slightly higher than the soyjak we met yesterday. So instead of a rant in his shitpost's comments, the shitposter now has a correctly-structured paragraph ending with a question that he feels obliged to respond to.

Snowflakes.

People that question the morality of a shitpost come in all shapes and sizes, like snowflakes, which is why we call them snowflakes -as snowflakes come in several shapes and sizes.

You might have seen suicide shitposts, met with "There are people here who've gone through terrible experiences blah blah... (no one cares)." This user is a snowflake. He might think he's standing up for something, but all he's really doing is making it more awkward for people to giggle and shit at the joke.

He might not be a screaming and crying soyjak, but he is a snowflake nonetheless. He is unable to feel good about himself, and he believes that no one should feel good about themselves as long as there is a speck of evil remaining in this world. He is guilty of being chronically online and useless, and he compensates for it by virtue signalling- that too, online.

When a snowflake sees a shitpost mentioning autism, he becomes the defender of autists. When he sees a shitpost mentioning black people, he becomes the defender from outer space.

Why a Demand for Accountability is Invalid.

A shitpost is made with the purpose of humor, with no regard for the cost. When it's brought into questioning and the cost is expected to be compensated for, the post-meme has already become a liability to the poster.
There is no right answer for the poster to give, nothing will make the autismpost funny again.

The poster is dragged through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan; he should have been in northern Canada.

The poster is never responsible for what the shitpost means. Once the snowflake has found meaning in it, the shitpost doesn't remain the same as what was originally posted.

You might have seen self-reflection in some posters that goes something like, "I'm sorry." and "I'll try to be more careful." or "It was not my intention to hurt anyone." Here, the poster takes responsibility for the snowflake's retardation. This is encouraging to the snowflake, as his virtue has been successfully signalled.

In a world where the snowflake wins, your shitpost will be at the mercy of a rando's mood and what they decide to interpret. Literally 1984.

that’s so true

Paki wrote a whole book 🦫🫘

Throws me back at the time where I got mad about MSMG users making fun of autism
Glad I'm not like that anymore

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