Swift VS Swift. Let’s see how it goes down.

Taylor Swift is one of the shittiest mainstream pop artists, period.

Fr, Swifties share a single brain cell and it’s on low power mode

Well, I have news for you. First of all, how can that claim be possible if a, there are literally hundreds of millions of Swifties worldwide, and b, two people sharing any cells is impossible unless they're either conjoined twins or some sort of eldritch abomination from the Backrooms or something? Second, not all Swifties are as deranged as the 10,168,008 banshees who made the Eras Tour as terrifying as it was by gathering in masses of several thousand to attend her 149 shows across 51 cities and torturing her by ruthlessly screaming and cheering loud enough to probably kill someone like me who has autism and PTSD, and I feel bad saying that because one of them was my IRL Crush from high school. And third, you do realize that my reply to your original comment was supposed to be an attempt to counter what you said in it, hence why I used your exact words in the meme, but I guess it backfired because I admit I'm kind of an idiot after all.

I don’t literally mean they share a single brain cell, it’s a figure of speech. Swifties are tasteless and not terribly intelligent.