Correctly identify which characters here are Middleweight.

Top row is right about the top edge of middle weight

Close.
Rosalina: Heavy
King Boo: Heavy
Link: Heavy
Pauline: Heavy

Your sights are set a little too high.

If you really break it up, those characters are mid-heavyweight

You have a point...
But remember, stat influence is weird(and some things are the same despite not being the same irl.) Like, how does the Slim have the same stats as a friggin wagon wheel?

Precisely, but it’s best to live with it until MKW

Pauline wths ur diet

F**k off. She is a Heavyweight. If you hover over Funky Kong and quickly go to Pauline, the kart doesn't change its size, signalling that FK and Pauline are the same weight.

i meant WHY IS PAULINE HEAVYWEIGHT

Beats me. You could also ask why do short Miis occasionally register as a Middleweight, but the answer lies in how fat you decided to make the Mii.

BECAUSE THEYRE WIDE LMFAO

Well Waluigi is just a bunch of toothpicks with marshmallows for joints.

he ate pinballs

Dry Bowser is a skeleton

of bowser

whos already a fatass (no offense)

Wario is a fatass and his literal fat ass was nerfed

I mean which characters are Heavyweight, but the game says they're Middleweight.
Basically, take Mario, Ludwig, or Mii(Medium), and try to identify which characters in this image have the same Kart size as Mario.