Fat fuck

“I… am fat”

“THIS… is a Dining Table”

“WAFFLE HOUSE!”

“Big ol’ red tomatoes”

“Fries for days”

“I love crushin a burger”

“Eat and Steal!”

yeah this is peak

“The NOODLE..”

(a place with no food at all)

“They want me to fight the chicken? (nugget jockey!)”

I'm chicken jockeying it