rewrite's copypasta: I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIDN'T F**KING ASK, I CAN SAY WHATEVER THE F**K I WANT, THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOUR FATASS. YOU THINK YOUR OPINION IS THE CENTER OF THE F**KING UNIVERSE? NEWSFLASH: IT’S NOT. SO SIT THE F**K DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, AND REALIZE THAT NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO CATER TO YOUR EGO. IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT I SAY, TOUGH F**KING LUCK—BECAUSE I’M HERE TO SPEAK MY GO***MN MIND, WHETHER YOU ASKED FOR IT OR NOT. GET THE F**K OVER YOURSELF AND STOP ACTING LIKE THE WORLD OWES YOU RESPECT JUST BECAUSE YOU EXIST. HONESTLY, YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A CLUELESS, SELF-ABSORBED WASTE OF SPACE, STUMBLING THROUGH LIFE LIKE A BRAIN-DEAD F**KING ZOMBIE. MAYBE IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME WHINING AND MORE TIME GROWING A F**KING SPINE, PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY. BUT UNTIL THEN, YOU’RE JUST A SAD-ASS JOKE NOBODY ASKED FOR.