"That creek looks clean"; SO DOES A GLASS OF WATER... ...LOADED WITH E. COLI,
CHOLERA, DIPTHERIA, GIARDIA,
N. FOWLERI, HEPATITIS, DYSENTERY,
CAMPYLOBACTER, TYPHOID,
CRYPTOSPORIDIUM, SLOUGHED
HERPETIC SKIN CELLS, **THIS LIST
GOES ON FOR QUITE SOME
DISTANCE**...