wtf

😭

netflix presents lore

how to piss off an entire religion in just a few steps:

frr

This has gone off the rails
Not even casting the same gender anymore

Hitler Rants Parodies wasn't even extrapolating when they said "one day I'll be a misunderstood african woman"

Deleted the comment bc of the timer

you have a timer?

black woman portraying white man 🥀

Jesus wasn't white

Not necessarily white, scientists think Jesus was light skinned but dark haired and dark eyed, basically a light skinned predecessor to modern middle Eastern people

Jesus wasn't a white man
but he wasn't a black lesbian either
heck cynthia has less hair than Jesus

if he ain't white then what the hell is this (and the many other depictions of Jesus as white)

Jesus was middle eastern
which isn't white

a lot of christian culture post 500 AD has been mainly white so they've portrayed Jesus as white
black people have black Jesuses too

neither is accurate

who cares, Christianity and most other religions are bullshit

the Flying Spaghetti Monster, on the other hand, is 100% absolutely real

ehh i don't agree with that
well i do agree most religions are BS
but most belief systems are BS
really the question is what belief system requires the least amount of BS

LMFAOOO
or the bacon religion

But Jesus had a beard… women can’t grow beards…

exactly

Jesus also didn’t have long pierced nails…

Jesus also wasn't extremely insecure and go wailing in public constantly to promote Himself

True. Jesus was also super based and agreeable. You don’t even have to be Christian to like Jesus. He was undeniably an awesome guy.