MY MOTHER HAD EYES ON THE
BACK OF HER HEAD! I DON’T QUITE BELIEVE IT, BUT THAT’S WHAT SHE
SAID. SHE EXPLAINED THAT SHE’D
BEEN SO UNIQUELY ENDOWED. TO CATCH ME WHEN I DID THINGS NOT ALLOWED. I THINK SHE MUST ALSO
HAVE EYES ON HER REAR. I’VE
NOTICED HER HINDSIGHT IS UNUSUALLY CLEAR.
