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109 views • 2 upvotes • Made by Phnatom_Phreak 10 months ago in MS_memer_group

36 Comments

SlamDankM
4 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
Hey, I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo
9/10 likeliness
saucegiver
1 up, 10mo, 1 reply
hey girl are you my dog? cuz i wanna rail you till you stop moving
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo
10/10 likeliness
maxdiarosh-is-retired-dawg
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
Las rosas son rojas, mis calzones llenos de mierda, baja ese culito, y abre esas piernas
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo
10/10 likeliness
unexplainable
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
I wanna put my skibidi toilet rizzler in your Ohio sigma 😘
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
2/10 likeliness
unexplainable
0 ups, 10mo
Dang it I was hoping for 0
Derivakat
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
are you a woman because I wanna eat you (douma rizz)
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo
idk
[deleted]
0 ups, 10mo, 2 replies
Are you a fan of Minecraft? Because, I’ve always liked miners
[deleted]
1 up, 10mo
As an adult I YEARNED for the minors
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo
8/10 likeliness
Disco.at.the.DiscoM
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
youu're so beautiful if i was a serial killer i would stalk you for months
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
10/10 likeliness
Disco.at.the.DiscoM
0 ups, 10mo
awwww tyy
IxEl_1
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
do you got a lump on your thing? if you dont know let me see..
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo
6/10 likeliness
harrison.
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
hey Charlotte, you ever just get tangled in your own web? I can fix that with this~

*flashes*
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
10/10 likeliness
harrison.
0 ups, 10mo
😱😱😱😱😱
[deleted]
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
Hey, you look good enough to be no older than 5 years old! (perfect...)
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
9/10 likeliness
[deleted]
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
how is it not 10
[deleted]
0 ups, 10mo
Well, I guess 5 year olds can't file restraining orders
UlliamofValos
0 ups, 10mo, 2 replies
I'm a Garbage Man, and you look like Trash. Makes me wanna take you out
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo
Actually 2/10
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo
5/10 likeliness
TBMR_Go_Beyond
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
I dunno any
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo
Aight
yakko_is_feeling_lucky
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
“hey, girl. i think i forgot to put my underwear on today, can you check?”
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo
8/10 likeliness
TheHugePig
0 ups, 10mo, 2 replies
You’re the green slime osmosis jones radio to my splatoon planet dob ghost buster
Phnatom_Phreak
0 ups, 10mo
Why in the hell are you mentioning some of my hyperfixations 



????????/10 what
[deleted]
0 ups, 10mo
yes/10

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Give me unhinged pickup lines and I'll rate them by how likely someone is to file a restraining order