YOU HEAR THAT WEIRD NOISE? IT'S OFFICIAL. THE DOJ IS INVESTIGATING WHETHER OR NOT DEMENTIA JOE BIDEN ACTUALLY HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THOSE AUTO-PEN SIGNATURE PRESIDENTIAL PARDONS ISSUED IN HIS NAME. THAT'S THE SOUND OF COUNTLESS ARSE-HOLE PUCKERINGS FROM THE 'PARDONED' LIKES OF FAUCI, SCHIFF, AND CHENEY TYPES.