AFTER PRETENDING TO LOWER DRUG COSTS 90% WITH A STROKE OF HIS MAGIC SHARPIE PEN... So I was talking to the guys at Space Force and they told me about this place that nobody has ever heard of called the Milky Way. That's when I came up with the idea. From now on the Milky Way will be known as... THE AMERICAN WAY! TRUMP SURPRISES HIS ADMINISTRATION WITH AN UNEXPECTED, UNRELATED ANNOUNCEMENT...
