Bob Kerman and his lore. (Lore in comments.)

Bob was originally born on Earth, on September 11, 2001, in an airplane headed straight into a tower. Bob's mother threw him out the window, where a little 7-year-old boy caught him from a

large height. This little boy, known as "Ron Orangeman", later decided to give Bob to an adoption centre. Bob was then adopted by a couple who were scientists. These were no ordinary scientists; they were both being hunted by the whole government.

They had built a tele-porter which could send one person to another universe. This interested the government and made them want to confiscate it for their own uses. Then, the government barged in, and they sent Bob to a pre-selected habitable universe.

(They is the scientists, just know.) The scientists were later imprisoned in prison. Bob, however, was teleported right in front of another adoption center. Then, something shocking happened; Bob was adopted by the Kerman royal family, who ruled the country they were in (the Newer Brickstone Republic). And so, Bob became royalty.

Bob's age is 43 years, 69 days, 22 hours, 46 minutes, 12 seconds, and 56 milliseconds old at 12:12 AM here where I live.

damn unc

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