"B-B-But I was wearing my best campaigning suit and had the appropriate skin-tone and 'in your face' self-righteous nation-hating leftist attitude; and so CLEARLY I was important!" he howls.
NEWARK MAYOR CLAIMS HE WAS TARGETED AND HIS RIGHTS VIOLATED IN ARREST AT ILLEGAL ALIEN DETENTION FACILITY
WARREN SQUIRE. WHEN IN REALITY IT WAS FIRST COME FIRST SERVED ARRESTING AND HE'S ENRAGED BECAUSE HE WASN'T DEEMED IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO SPECIFICALLY TARGET. DESPITE LEFTIST FANTASIES, FEDERAL FACILITIES DON'T PLAY FAVORITES WHEN INVADED BY THUG INSURRECTIONISTS.