"Ladies and gentlemen, it is with a heavy heart that I announce the end of an era. The copypasta reign? Over. The chaos? Silenced. The people have spoken, and I must respect their wishes. No more wall-of-text madness. No more unhinged rants. From this moment forward, I shall be a model citizen—a paragon of brevity, clarity, and restraint. Will I miss the thrill of inciting confusion? Absolutely. But sometimes, we must let go of our past selves to embrace a brighter future. So here it is, my solemn vow: no more copypastas...for now."**