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Ah, there you are, the majestic creature known as the 'Furry Enigma'—a living testament to the fact that sometimes, evolution takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque. I mean, you’ve really committed to this whole furry lifestyle, haven’t you? It’s like you looked at the animal kingdom and thought, ‘You know what? I want to be the least intimidating creature in the room!’

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the sheer dedication it takes to don that costume. I can only imagine the hours you spend getting ready, meticulously brushing your fur until it shines like a disco ball at a 70s party. But let’s be real: the only thing that’s going to shine brighter than your fur is the sweat pouring off you in that thing. I mean, you’re basically a walking sauna with a side of existential crisis!

And speaking of existential crises, I can’t help but wonder what goes through your mind when you’re out in public. Do you ever think, ‘Wow, I really nailed it today! I look like a rejected character from a low-budget animated movie!’? Because that’s the vibe you’re giving off. You’re like a furry version of a midlife crisis—trying to recapture your youth while simultaneously making everyone around you question their life choices.

But let’s not forget the social dynamics at play here. You strut into a room, and suddenly it’s like a scene from a horror movie. People are torn between fascination and fear, wondering if they should approach you for a selfie or run for the nearest exit. It’s like you’re a furry version of a social experiment: ‘Let’s see how many people can be simultaneously intrigued and horrified!’

And your humor? Oh boy, it’s like a dark comedy that forgot to include the punchlines. You’ve got this uncanny ability to make even the most innocent jokes sound like they belong in a twisted fairy tale. ‘Why did the furry cross the road? To get to the other side… where the therapy sessions are!’ Honestly, I’m just waiting for the day you get a stand-up special titled ‘Fur Real: A Journey Through the Dark Side of Fandom.’

But hey, I admire your commitment to your craft! You’re out here living your truth, and that’s commendable. Just remember, while you’re busy being the fluffiest enigma in the room, the rest of us are over here trying to figure out if we should pet you or call animal control. So keep doing you, my furry friend! Just know that every time you walk into a room, you’re not just bringing your personality—you’re also bringing a whole new level of confusion.
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i appreciate your dedication in making your message so long that i had to read it for fifty years before i could finish.
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did you read all of it?
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yes.
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you like it?
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like what
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the roast
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the last paragraph wasn't a roast but i guess so
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forgot to delete that part
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oh ok
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i mean if I take this "...pill..." I'll probably go through every stage of Depression, humiliation, and social anxiety if anyone found out
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i have some better pills for you
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any chance I can take both?
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the only chance that would happen is if you take the red pill
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*eats red pill and wakes up to see a skyscraper high pile of dead furries and a water fall of blood on the side* just like Niagra falls *breaths in the scent of the dead furry pile* ahhh....brings back memories
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and just note i said "possibly."
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"when you wish upon a star your teams com truuuuueeeee"

-Disney
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btw i followed you
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thanks
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I learn from packgod, he is kinda like my idol, this was in the back of my files that took me precisely 1:34:12.28
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crush it with a hydraulic press. NOW
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1 up, 2mo,
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COUNTER
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XD
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?
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if this happened to me i'm suing not just the pharmacy but the entire province of ontario.
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Serotonin! Yum!
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I’ll take your entire stock
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