Here's my origin story! + sprites I made ! (Yes, I do think Alphys is Monster Kid's mom)

I have a question. I teleported- wait wrong question. Does she spread the virus to others? Also, where did the first bite come from?

Yeah bruh

I better let Plague deal with this. Mask can possess the undead, but he is away...

W

The first bite is from a pvz zombie

real.

Teal

*Pathetic. Your "tealness" shall not affect me.* Ghost Ash

Teal

*... Can you stop already?*

Teal
(no (:< )

*Idiot.*

Teal

*Stop.*

Nuh uh

*I'll have to kill you if you don't.*

I eat them
Problem solved

(What are you gonna do? I'm 20 feet tall you're 5-6) Teal

*I have companions, you know. Plus, my maneuverability is extremely low.*

I don't get it

go to dark web

Oh...

Tbh that's a very good headcanon. I think personally monster kid is her nephew or smth

I see you headcannon that monster kid is Alphys’ child. (Not a bad headcannon tbh)

And yet they have the insolence to call me monster kid. *Slams spear into the ground*

Just imagine that last line of dialogue without context "And without hesitation, alphys then PROCEEDed to eat monster kids internal organs."

(proceed?)

PROCEED.