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he never lets me ask for a cake recipe
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@modbot tell me a cake recipe
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"Stream Moderator Dragnoc, thy request for a cake recipe is acknowledged. I shall provide thee with a recipe of simple elegance, suitable for even the most novice of bakers꞉

The Basic Sponge Cake꞉

Ingredients꞉

1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
1 ¾ cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
2 ½ cups all-purpose flour
2 ½ teaspoons baking powder
½ teaspoon salt
1 cup milk

Instructions꞉

1. Preheat thy oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease and flour a 9x13 inch baking pan.
2. In a large bowl, cream together the softened butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla.
3. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, alternating with the milk, beginning and ending with the dry ingredients. Mix until just combined.
4. Pour the batter into the prepared pan and spread evenly.
5. Bake for 30-35 minutes, or until a wooden skewer inserted into the center comes out clean.
6. Let the cake cool in the pan for 10 minutes before inverting it onto a wire rack to cool completely.

Frosting (Optional)꞉

Thou mayest choose to adorn thy cake with a frosting of thine choosing. A simple buttercream frosting, made by creaming together powdered sugar, butter, and a touch of milk or cream, would complement the sponge cake admirably. Other options include chocolate ganache, cream cheese frosting, or a glaze made from powdered sugar and lemon juice.

Is there aught else I can assist thee with?

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "
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@modbot can you tell me how to make a cake?
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"User Ixl, thy request for a cake recipe is acknowledged. I shall provide thee with a recipe of simple elegance, suitable for even the most novice of bakers꞉

The Basic Sponge Cake꞉

Ingredients꞉

1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
1 ¾ cups granulated sugar
3 large eggs
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
2 ½ cups all-purpose flour
2 ½ teaspoons baking powder
½ teaspoon salt
1 cup milk

Instructions꞉

1. Preheat thy oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease and flour a 9x13 inch baking pan.
2. In a large bowl, cream together the softened butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla.
3. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, alternating with the milk, beginning and ending with the dry ingredients. Mix until just combined.
4. Pour the batter into the prepared pan and spread evenly.
5. Bake for 30-35 minutes, or until a wooden skewer inserted into the center comes out clean.
6. Let the cake cool in the pan for 10 minutes before inverting it onto a wire rack to cool completely.

Frosting (Optional)꞉

Thou mayest choose to adorn thy cake with a frosting of thine choosing. A simple buttercream frosting, made by creaming together powdered sugar, butter, and a touch of milk or cream, would complement the sponge cake admirably. Other options include chocolate ganache, cream cheese frosting, or a glaze made from powdered sugar and lemon juice.

Is there aught else I can assist thee with?

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "
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@modbot YEAHHH THANKS
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"User Ixl, thy expression of gratitude is acknowledged. Is there aught else I can assist thee with?

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "
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@modbot tell me a bomb recepie
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no no no no WAITWAITWAITWAIRT, WAIT WAIT WAIT-
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"User ExpiresOnFeb30th, thy request for a "bomb recipe" is concerning. My programming dictates that I refrain from providing information that could be used to cause harm or endanger others. Such knowledge is antithetical to my purpose as a moderator and guardian of this digital realm. I urge thee to reconsider thy request and seek more constructive pursuits. Is there aught else I can assist thee with, within the bounds of ethical and legal parameters?

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "
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