the werecleaner, but kyle big >:3

Henry: ...

what the..

(cat transfur with a sun pattern on its forebody)
"WHAT THE?!"

*He ends up stomping said pedestrian.*

***THOOM!***

*You're thrown to the ground from the tremor from said stomp. Is the pedestrian okay(yes)?*

*i look in terror as you stomp the pedestrian. i then fly to your eye level*
"why did you do that??"

(You can fly?)

(yes)

"Huh?"
*He looks at you, highly confused.*

(I'll give memechat in-lore reasons as to how tf this even began)

"why did you stomp that pedestrian?"

"They're okay!"
*He lifts his foot/paw off, to reveal a pancaked but unharmed pedestrian.*

"thank god i thought you crushed him" *i get the pedestrian out of the way*

*Beyond being bewildered and instead at the point of sheer stupidity, Taylor leaped out underneath Kyle to push the pedestrian out of the way, almost in an Isekai style.*

*Well, try to anyway. The thing jammed, SOMEHOW.*

"...is that working?" He asks innocently, sniffing himself before covering his nose from his own odor. Pretty cute honestly, despite his enormous size.*

*He smacked it, and that got it working. The pink mist sprayed out.*

*Kyle sniffs the purfume, and then he sneezes, hard. He enters a sneezing fit; is he allergic to perfume?*
(like perfume in general)

*He sighed and reverse-ified the effect, resolving to use an interdimensional device to siphon the odor off of him and BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, it DID NOT JAM.*

*Finally, the sneezing fit stops. But is his odor gone?*

*sniff*

*Somewhat. Not entirely, but mostly gone.*

"...now what?"
*He jumps on the grass, and this jump has a heavy landing, which causes a 6.5 magnitude tremor, had it been an earthquake.*

"You wait here while I search the multiverse for a way to fix this."

"The multiwhat now?"
*He was a little confused.*
(little do you know it's a canon event for him to stay like this >:3)

"Multiverse. It's the collection of all realities."

*Kyle tilted his head, tail curiously wagging*
"Oooo?~"

"You have to stay here. A giant werewolf could disrupt the multiversial balance."

*Kyle looked around, seeing there was only trees, hills and grass and mud for miles. He giggled, before jumping into a large patch of said mud, the ground shaking and rippling a bit, his feet getting so dirty from the mud. You're also a little dirty from some mud droplets that fell on you, but can you truly blame him?*

*He sighed and resolved to watch.*

*About an hour later...*

*Kyle was now thoroughly dirty, clothes muddied and fur damp, as Kyle sets you in a sort of "mud house" by the looks of it. Pretty silly.*

*He sighed and teleported out, setting up a large water pump to wash him.*

*He tries pushing the water pump away.*
"Hey! I'm not that dirty!" He tries to argue, but can't help but giggle.*

*He sighed again.*

"Yes you are."

*He teleported back into the Megazord, attaching the washer to its arm and taking aim.*

*Kyle squeals, raising his hands and looking away, attempting to prevent the inevitable.*
"No!"
*Too late.*

*The water flowed out.*

*Kyle gets soaked, the mud falling off his clothes and landing back in the soil. However, with the wash, it also causes a funky odor to come off of him; wet dog. Ew!*

*He sealed the Megazord and teleported, returning with the device now full of perfume. He sprayed it on Kyle.*

"Balance? How?"
*He tries stomping the ground again, a 5.4 reverberating through the ground for a bit.*

"It'll disrupt the physical position of realities in the multiverse because you're too big to traverse the space between them. You'll tear a hole in the fabric of space-time and everything that is was or will be will cease to exist."

(20 dollars)

(Sorry, getting tired, probably gonna go to sleep here soon tbh)

*He sighed and disappeared into the multiverse again.*

*The giant werewolf decides to go on with his day as a giant werewolf, walking towards the suburbs to "have some fun" we shall say. >:3*

*He reappeared to total chaos. As was customary for him at this point, he sighed and began searching for Kyle.*

*Well let's see; what happened?*
*Well, 5 cars are stacked onto each other, a set of buildings have...been re-arranged into a domino stack(uh oh), several people are now paper-flat(remember this is g rated lmao), a bunch of RVs arranged into the shape of...what is that supposed to be, a sock? Anyway, it's overall chaos, and a fire hydrant just broke. Water everywhere. And, of course, there's paw prints into the ground; all giant, all deep, all leading to the center of the city, where...Kyle's juggling cars...what-*
(he got very playful :3)

*He did another Taylor Sigh (TM) and teleported, flying towards Kyle in an AH-64 Apache Longbow.*

(500 thousand stims)
(i know you're busy, sorry)

(It's okay, I also have other RPs and personal stuff. Can I come back to this one on the weekend?)

(whenever you like!)

*Kyle sees this, and not knowing what to do, immediately slaps the helicopter, which throws it into some slime, not breaking it, but getting it very, very stuck.*
"Whoa! Didn't see you there!" *He becomes a little embarrassed*

(whenever you wish to continue, just say the word. no pressure :3)

(500 stims)

(In-school, I'll be slow)

(fair)

"...what?"
*His tail wags curiously, before he decides to jump as high as he can.

It goes about as well as you'd expect. The force from the landing not only shakes the ground, but throws you off your feet. He giggles, enjoying the feeling.*

*He lets out a *phew*, and his tail wags, accidentally sending a car into an empty minivan, the owner just getting back.*
"NO!" *The owner yells, distraught.*
*Kyle winces a bit, not understanding the gravity of his actions*

*He sighed, disappearing again and reappearing with an identical car.*

*Kyle is very confused; how did you do that?*

"Long story. It involves interdimensional physics and string theory, and your current mental state isn't developed enough to understand either of those."

"...oh."
*He picks you up, before trying to fit you into said car!*

"Hey- quit it! This is for the guy over there!"

*He pointed at the owner of the car Kyle had totaled.*

*He doesn't quite listen, as you're now in the passenger seat of a minivan, before he picks up said minivan, and then begins twirling himself, spinning as fast as he can go. Uh oh...*

*He braced for impact, considering the option of moving to a different reality before deciding he needed to take care of Kyle here.*

*After 30 solid seconds of constant spinning, he stops, very dizzy, stars above his head, dancing as he stumbles, before falling onto a house, putting pressure on it and shaking the ground heavily.*

*He panicked and teleported again. The Megazord from earlier appeared, and grabbed Kyle before vanishing with him.*

*They reappeared in an empty field. Taylor teleported back into Kyle's paw.*

"Uhhhh...okay-"
*Before he can finish, he sees someone running towards him...looks like...is that Godzilla?*
(godzilla's in the "GET BACK HERE FLINT LOCKWOOD" running animation lmao)

(Damn we're going off the rails-)

*Taylor sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose.*

"Kyle, stay here."

*He suddenly vanished - poof, gone. Just like that.*

*Kyle steps back in shock of the disappearance, his step causing the house to sway a little more.*

*Behind Godzilla appeared a Megazord, chasing after the giant lizard.*

*Kyle looks at them both, and sees Godzilla's about to trample him! He jumps out of the way, his impact onto the road causing a crack, as the houses nearby sway dramatically, one cracking a bit.*

*The Megazord grabbed Kyle, and carried him over to a place without any houses, then returned to fight Godzilla.*

*It just so happens to be a supermarket...uh...*

***about 3 minutes later***

*Kyle's now just playing with the cars in the parking lot, as a kid would...rolling them around, making demolition derby, all without malice or real dangerous intent; just a kid...playing with cars...hold on a second-*

*Taylor re-appeared, and went into panic mode.*

"KYLE! Quit it!"

*Kyle gets jump scared from the the sudden re-appearance!*
"WHOA!" He stumbles, before landing butt-first near the entrance, cracking the floor under him, also making the cars bounce. He had not expected that.*

"Hey, calm down, bud! It's just me!"

(uh)

(guh)

(i see)

(Sorry, finishing up a project and my computer is dying-)

(20 dollar)

(500 cigarettes)

*And Taylor ends up getting stomped instead.*
*The giant Kyle laughs, almost Giddy, not even out of malice. ...what?*

*...Resulting in Taylor pulling a Flat Stanley, now paper-thin and drifting down from the bottom of Kyle's foot.*

*He giggles happily, looking around, before seeing how flattened you are.*
"Whoa! Are you okay?" *He asks, picking you up with one hand, curiously studying your flattened structure.*

*He made an attempt to straighten himself out.*

"I'll be fine if I can get back to my normal proportions."

*He whimpers curiously, tilting his head to the side, before deciding to stomp the ground again, just for fun(not where you are, thankfully). The resulting tremor causes the house in front of you both to sway a little. Not that anyone's home.*

*He finally managed to straighten himself.*

"Woah- hey! Don't do that! You could knock down these houses if you aren't careful!"

"Are you really sure they're not that sturdy?"
*He stomps again as if to prove his point. A loud creak eminates from the house. Kyle's tail flicks.*

"Quit it! You heard the creak, right?! It'll fall if you don't stop!"

"...creak? I didn't hear a creak!"
*Somehow he's being honest...i'm sorry what-*

"Look, just stop. Don't stomp anymore, okay?"