A DAZED AND CONFUSED DONALD TRUMP GIVES THE PRESS EXCLUSIVE ACCESS TO THE VAST RECESSES OF WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS SHRINKING MIND... I'm a movie maker and the world has been taking advantage of our movie industry for decades-so we are going to open Alcatraz and pay migrants a grand to live there! I can't believe I gave up a slow, painful root canal to spend my afternoon with this old gas bag.
