SAD GOODBYES IN THE OVAL OFFICE... The Big Top just arrived in the last shipments from China and we managed to wrangle 10 Republican Senators to act as performing seals. Oh, and Lindsey Graham agreed to dress as a toy poodle. I like the lips really red...So how are the secret plans for Alcatraz going? No leaks right? IT'S MONDAY MORNING IN AMERICAN AND ELON APPLIES HIS DADDY'S MAKE-UP ONE LAST TIME...
