WHAT SCHOOL IS SUPPOSED TO TEACH PEOPLE IN THEORY:
MATH
SCIENCE
VOCABULARY AND GRAMMAR SKILLS
HISTORICAL EVENTS
GEOGRAPHY
CIVICS AND GOVERNMENT
CRITICAL THINKING (LMAO); WHAT IT TEACHES PEOPLE IN PRACTICE:
HOW TO CHEAT IN EXAMS WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT
HOW TO USE YOUR PHONE WITHOUT PEOPLE WITHOUT PPL NOTICING
HOW TO COPY OFF WIKIPEDIA JUST ENOUGH SO THAT TEACHERS DON’T SUSPECT ANYTHING
TEAMWORK SKILLS (HOW TO CHEAT OFF EACH OTHERS’ PAPER WHILE MAKING SURE NO ONE GETS CAUGHT)
GO AFTER THE ENEMY WHILE THEY ARE RELOADING