BART SIMPSON, IT TOOK ME TWENTY YEARS TO SAVE UP ENOUGH TO BUY A TESLA AND SOMEBODY KEYED IT; AND YOU ARE MY PRIMARY SUSPECT! IT WASN'T ME, MAN. IT WAS PROBABLY SOME WHACKO LIBERAL MAKING AN OBSCURE POINT THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT. LISA SIMPSON, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
