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aren't they supposed to be symmetrical

They typically aren't

Ain’t you straight tho?

Yes.

Why the hell you talking about titties?

why not

Cuz there’s better stuff to talk about

This implies the existence of unsymmetrical titties

Yes

if they symmetrical, they're probably and most likely fake

and I don't care if they're symmetrical, asymmetrical, big, small, if I truly love you, I do not care about that shit...

my friend
you are in for a world of dissapointment
lower your standers, trust

My friend
I don't date women

oh..
then nevermind!

Correct

reallllll