me when i become a loving father of 3:

are you an arabian space bean?

no, i am the one who spectates

No, that’ll be me

same but in a nsfw way (

I thought you would hate kids

yeha i ‘hate’ kids 😼

Ok

Same (I love playing football with my kids but that would be dangerous to do at work so its nsfw)

damnnn ☹️💔 i can play football with your kids outside of work for you

what

you heard what i said

diddy

fr

Real :(