I think the house will burn down

bet, Ahem...
okay WHO TF ATE MY PORKCHOPS?!

Me

GO TO THE CORNER

I did >:)

Son of a bitch
your grounded

I uneat the porkchops

how tf-
nevermind, no, your still grounded, you did it

Awhh :(

I eat the drywall

Drywall nachos for dinner

Yum

who wanna use jerkmate
please im lonely

hell nah
we revoking your wifi privileges with this one

Yall stop cumming in my socks

Heeelp im stuck in the walllllssssssss-

how did you even get in there?!?!

Wanted to jumpscare roommates with the "im in yo walls" thing..

SO IT WAS YOU

THAT'S RIGHT! IT WAS ME!

(Engineer ahh dialogue)

zaps you with laser gun

But you do not know which of the walls im in!

puts on heat scanners

Huh?

WHO THE F**K STOLE MY SEVERAL SHITTY LAPTOPS!! THEY WERE WORTH LIKE 2 TISSUES AND A PAPER CLIP!!

*burps*

thank you for freeing me from these shackles.

jacking offfff

You do not understand, I did not specify which wall I am in!

your username is literally sperm pipe down

No wdym

dude it is i’m calling the police on you

Nuh uh you cant im in the wallsssss

okay well then they’ll just remove you from the walls
it would have benefited you more if you did not tell me your general location because you could’ve been anywhere but now we know you’re in the walls
dumbass

But you dont know which of the walls I am in!

well it’s a pretty small area so it shouldn’t take long to find you

I did not specify which wall..!

don’t need to we’ll find your fat ass soon enough there are only so many walls

jacking offfff

jacking it

jacking it

Hey Siberian have you got my condom EW WTFFF

what did you expect dumbass

well uh maybe with a blanket over it

What we having for dinner chat?

Ramen. Again...

No I'll make soup

gimme sum you cook up

I'll make my own

EVERYTIME YOU COOK IT YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN YOU BURNED IT!!!

uhhh

Broooo

my cum