Think like a real human for once. You've made many sexual comments on Claire in the past and now you're talking about shipping yourself with her. Look at what you're doing from my point of view
Chrono. Friend. Buddy. Pal. Chum. I am literally on the verge of getting a headache and wanting to make an AITAH story on Reddit because you are being so whiny about me wanting to make a PLATONIC ship between me and Claire and you keep saying that I’m wanting to make a ship for romance. I HAD SAID AND I QUOTE, THAT I SEE CLAIRE AS A FRIEND AND DO NOT SEE HER AS GOONING MATERIAL, AND WOULD SHIP CLAIRE AS A FRIEND. DUCC AGREES AND THAT ANOTHER PERSON ALSO AGREES TO THAT STANDPOINT. I already have the story saved as a draft, and yall are already not understanding how platonic shipping works.