yappo i mean yakko.warner template

We’re studying satire in English class and we were given a satirical video about that

do people in arabia actually have a class just called “Muslim”

not “muslim studies” or “religion study” or “History of Islam” it’s just Muslim?

It’s called “Islamic studies”

Yeah

oh

Why are you asking?

curious because in america we study all religions and their history

Oh that’s nice
That’s one good way to keep an open mind
Anyway, where were we?

If they teach you about every religion… why di I see lots Islamophobic Americans?

i dont f**king know i’ve never seen ONE

I sure do wonder what happened on September 11th, 2001

the world trade worker who got the day off that day

F**kass you can’t just blame an entire religion for one person 😭

it was a plot orchestrated by an entire group

How many?

I think it was around 1000

1000… in a religion with 2 billion people?

americans are also just racist so thats probably part of it

Americans are still much less racist than other cultures like South Korea, India, and some parts of Europe

cough fr*nce cough russia

Yeah pretty much

Ik one

HOW

“the polar ice caps arent melting, we are ‘t all going to drown, the world isn’t heating up drastically” maybe LOOK AT THE F**KING PLANET 10 YEARS AGO VERSUS NOW

Ong

Most people are almost understandably drawn to have a disdain for climate activism because most proponents of the global warming theory like Greta Thunberg are obnoxious human beings
They have caused more harm than good for the movement

Rich people like Taylor Swift saying we should save our environment even though she literally uses private jets doesn't exactly help either

It makes some people think that the term "climate change" is just a tool used by rich people to control people

“oh i need to walk like 100 feet”
*uses private jespt*

what the f**k is a jespt

Oh GOODNESS!

Also, most forms of solutions proposed for fixing the climate are stupid like how everyone is talking about wind and solar even though the wind and Sun are highly irregular
You never hear people talk about stuff like nuclear power. You used to hear about hydroelectric, until it actually became a realistic solution and then they started making up BS about how species of fish could be affected by it

the netherlands and the maldives and the tiny pacific islands drowning because the fish are inconsiderate of the people

On a similar note, the Netherlands managed to reclaim much of its land, and many parts of it are below sea level

Yet sea levels rising are treated as some sort of problem that humans can't do anything about, even though throughout history we basically have

wait so amsterdam didnt f**king exist in 1300 😭😭😭

it did excist, with a population of 1000

hello, i am from that country. the engeneering for that wasnt cheap ya know. its now 2025, and yet you show up with a picture of 2000. also, we did not 'reclaim' we just changed the sea in land. we could do that due to the perfect setup. we made an entire province out of sea XD (a province is like american states) also know that it isnt the sea thats gonna flood the world, but the rain created from climate change. floods and shi will be because sewers cant hold our shit and water anymore (together with rainwater) hopefully this helps

People say that sea levels will rise because of melting polar ice caps, not because of rain

the rain will make the sea levels rise, and we dutch dont have to worry about the rising of sea levels (altho other countries probably have to) but worry more about the rain thats gonna change our country in a swamp

Isn’t hydro power expensive?

it's actually considered to be the most economical form of electricity since it gets its power from only running water

Oh ok ✅