ArabMogus temp (thanks spogebob_memes)

when getting something way in the back a body was found in the fridge. and later just out of sight, there is a dark silhouette, and jumpscares you when you see it

Hmmmm

if you look at a window or a mirror for 30 secs you get launched into a cutscene about a mormon recruiter climbing thru your window/mirror and making you get a job there

Ok

People refusing to pay tips

In the the game you’re unemployed tho

Uh
Uhh
Debt and eviction notices and cutscenes where the character grabs a gun and almost pulls the trigger bc of depression and hopelessness

Ig imma make my game multi endings

there's jack shit in the fridge, you WILL have to eat rats.

Ok

Tax evasion idk

Idk

Idk

Idk

Jump scares

type shit

FR

Think of something more original plz

Like the place you’re staying in is haunted and the people around you are either friendly or evil spirits and you have to hunt down the bad ones and befriend the good ones

Doesn’t sound like some something to add in a game about getting a job

The good spirits are helping you to get your job and the evil spirits are working on stopping you, and this would make the journey much more interesting

Um… you were Supposed to aviod getting a job

Why?

Because jobs scary 😨

What if it’s not so bad?
Like the boss is a nice person who understands your situation and has previously worked with the good spirits to get a job and it worked out!

Can you take a joke?

Do you mean understanding the joke?

Sad thing

smae*

Same*

Ok I understand jokes
Sometimes

Now… give me a game mechanic for the game