Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? (bro)
What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? (bro)
What? What? What? What? (Osama, Osama, Osama to go)
What? What? What? What? (Osama, Osama, Osama to go) (bro)
What? What? What? What? (Osama, Osama, Osama to go)
What? What? What? What? (Osama, Osama, Osama to go) (bro)
Osama, Osama, Osama to go
Osama, Osama, Osama to go
Osama, Osama, Osama to go
Osama, Osama, Osama to go
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run, tell Obama
I'm your f**king uncle
I walk into a airplane like, "Bro man salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should have rode my donkey"
It's about to get crazy, when it's time to pray
I strap grenade to a baby, "Allah, save me"
Happy Ramadamadamadingdong, everyone
Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me
Okay, now turn left
I said, "Turn left!"
"For everything else, there's Mastercard"
Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot
Let's start over, "Hi, we're gonna die"
Here's a plastic bag for cover, bro
Hope you're in the mood for 72 virgins
And I don't mean dudes that get your computer working
I'll explain it in a way that you can understand
Hope you're planning on hearing 'bout great insurance offers
'Cause this plane's 'bout to crash into some health insurance office
You heard of One Direction? I'm in Al Qaedirection
My name is Zayn Hussein, I flew a plane in 9-11
Yes, I may have let 'em planes go too far
I meant to get 'em back to Yemen for a new car
I'm the coolest guy every year at TerrorCon
All the terrorists are like, "Oh, he got a telephone"
I'm gonna drive a cab
Only got 20 bombs in my pocket
I'm-I'm Osama, sorry for the drama
Where should I drop you off at? (Thank you)
I'm gonna drop some bags
At the marathon up in Boston (too soon)
Shit, I blew my balls off
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