LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT UNTIL WE ESTABLISH JOE BIDEN'S PHYSICAL PRESENCE DURING ALL THOSE AUTO-PEN SIGNATURES, THAT HUGE NUMBER OF PRESIDENTIAL PARDONS MAY BE NULL AND VOID. JOE, TELL HIM THAT MY PARDON WAS LEGIT. I'M BEGGING YOU! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU JACK, AND WHY IS A PENCIL NECKED EYES-BULGING, DOG-FACED PONY SOLDIER BEGGING ME FOR A HAND-OUT? SECURITY!