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"That's hitting close to home, right? That's a big one."; -Donald John Trump responding to news of a Russian General being assassinated via car bomb. Tellingly, rather than
post an impotent
"Volodymyr STOP!"
on social media like
he did over Russia
bombing the s--- out
of Kyiv, all it takes is one li'l Russian
general getting blowed th' eff up
for Dear Leader to start stamping
his hooves and demanding every-
one come to the negotiating table.