A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR EH... He sees a tiny man no bigger than 30 cm tall playing the piano. A genie shows up and says he can grant him any wish he wants. He says "i want a million bucks!!" *poof!* and hes surrounded by a million ducks. "Wtf, the man said". The bartender leans over and says "did u think I wanted a 30 cm pianist?"