My opening monolog: ;-)
I’ve got to say, I felt kind of weird coming back here, “I don’t know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on imgflip. I used to do the WEEKEND UPDATE WITH Norm meme routine, you remember that? That’s where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, three months ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at Imgflip. See, I wanted to keep my memes uncensored. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They censored me because they said that I wasn’t funny and racist. Now, with most sites, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a meme site. So, they got me.
Now, How did I go in a three months from being so unfunny and racist enough to be even allowed to post on imgflip, to being so funny and not racist that I’m now posting on imgflip? How did I suddenly get so go***mn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let’s face it, three months is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny and not racist!
Then it occurred to me: I haven’t gotten funnier or less racist, imgflip has just gotten really bad because of censorship has caused imgflip to lose to many users!
Okay, so let’s recap. The bad news is: I’m still not funny and I'm racists, The good news is: The site blows! All right, folks, we got a lot of censored memes for you tonight!
