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Taking Responsibility For EVERYTHING You Do Matters. "Satan" Can't MAKE Anyone Do Anything They Don't Already Want To Do

Taking Responsibility For EVERYTHING You Do Matters. "Satan" Can't MAKE Anyone Do Anything They Don't Already Want To Do | Bad witches take credit for God's work and then  blame Satan when THEY screw it up; Bad witches blame a make believe devil for their bad behavior and don't take responsibility for their own actions; Good Witches take responsibility for their own actions and don't blame a make believe devil for their bad behavior | image tagged in good witch/bad witch,evil,satan,evangelicals,memes,god | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 2w
i also pray for the family of mr. tripp and i pray for mr. ricky and his family
0 ups, 4w,
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satan is very real buddy
0 ups, 3w,
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evil people are very real buddy.
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satan is very real good sir
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evil people are very real good sir
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satan is very real distinguished gentleman
0 ups, 3w,
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evil people are very real distinguished gentleman
0 ups, 3w,
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satan is very real my affiliated thug
0 ups, 2w,
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evil people are very real my affiliated thug and they all blame Satan for the choices they made.
0 ups, 2w,
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ok I'm done dude I'm just joking
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ok
1 up, 2w
but you do believe that Satan and god are real right?
0 ups, 1w,
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I get why you are yelling and cannot others realize an ironic stance on repeat??

You are unable to represent the truth that is being preached. I know from being able to sense that truth, which is an impossible talent, as far as most are concerned.

Please take care and let the experts -best witches- take it from here. Our lines of succor have always traveled out to reach those who were lost to eternity. Yours -better witches- are spiraling back in precariously. I'VE ALWAYS WORRIED HERE.

In attempting to make arguments based upon spells that so many have no business attempting I WORRY FEW. If I fail, in line with your truth that I perceive, it is only my own hide that is risked. If you fail... must I complete this thought to assure you critically, or can you view some of OUR most analytic posts? WE KNOW THE BULL!
1 up, 1w,
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I'm guessing English isn't your first language because I have no idea what you're trying to say. I've got decades of experience so ... I'm good but thanx for commenting.
0 ups, 1w
The more I thought on'ow not'o pefly zes more Ah graegatitaed.
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if not then that you but...
0 ups, 2w
I believe there is a genderless, raceless, religionless higher power of pure positive energy, what some call "God" . I don't call it God because that implies it's male and I don't believe that it is. I don't believe holy books are as "holy" as they claim.

I believe the negative energy comes from us. In my mind there is positive and negative energies. There aren't two negatives (hell and earth) and a positive (heaven). So, no, I do not believe in Satan.

Thank you for asking. That was quite kind of you.
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When children do something they have been told is wrong, or forbidden, they lie. Most people think they lie to keep from getting in trouble not because they're sorry for what they did. Psychology says they lie because they wish they weren't the kind of person that would do something wrong and in their minds if they pretend it wasn't them, or it was someone or something else ... it makes them feel better about themselves even if what they did was monterous.

Adults do it too. Adults blame Satan.

Unless you have a medical condition your "evil" deeds are of your own making.
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if you dont mind me asking (or trying not to be rude) how does the name God imply that God has a gender at all (I'm a Christian so its also my job (more like a responsobility) to try and teach you and bring you closer to god. I mean of course many people when talking about god use the pronouns him he but they also speak that god doesn't even have a human form more like resembels a light or a presence like an aura tho we have no idea what he may actually look like. also my next question (sorry but Im a very curious person) why do you think the holy "books" are not as holy.
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one more thing (sorry again for your time) Jefferey Dahmer did horrendous things but he did not blame Satan he blamed himself in fact he asked for the electric chair but god had other plans instead they gave him 900 year in prison and got saved and then followed Christ. anyone who blames Satan simply just wants to blame something or someone for things they did so they don't feel bad say I steal "oh it's Satan making me evil" there and then I continue what I do.
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When I was in 8th grade Ricky Lopez shot and killed our 30 year old principal. Mr Tripp had a wife, a 2 year old and a baby. He died. Long story short, Ricky said the devil made him do it and he went to a phyciatric hospital. Decades later Mr. Tripp is still dead, his daughters grew up without their father, Mrs. Tripp was devastated. Ricky got out and move back home. Ricky, Mrs. Tripp and her girls all live in the same town with less than 100 people in it.

Jeffrey Dahmer is one in a billion if he took responsibility AFTER he tortured and murdered.

This might get you. I don't believe in hell so I don't believe God judges us. I think, when we die, we all go to the same place. God doesn't judge us. We judge ourselves with pure honestly. It is heaven so there's no need to lie.

There is no right or wrong in heaven. There's just life. Life is the important thing. The little horrors we endure, like murderers and rapists, are no different than Mother Teresa. Life, and continuing its existence is the only thing that matters. And, through some religions, life seems inconsequential. Every war has been religious in nature. Everyone thinks their "god" is the only god and everyone else is a heathen that shouldn't exist.

Thank you, by the way. I'm usually just attacked for my beliefs just because they're different. I've backed away from Christians lately. They're the worst. Even my friends, that have known me since Mr. Tripp died have told me they can't be friends with me anymore because they believe King James version.

God doesn't love men more than women. That I will never believe.
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You're not the least bit rude or offensive. Thank you for asking. I'm a very curious person too.

I was born and raised, and baptized twice, Christian. I spent a lifetime trying to believe the bible but if you research the Bible itself ... men have corrupted it many times. They've changed it to suit their times. Research King James. He was a pedophile that blamed faith healers for his inability to marry a girl when she was 14. He said faith healers had caused bad weather so he wasn't able to marry her until she was 15. He was so mad he called those strong, independent women Witches and ordered them to be burned in the streets. That's historical fact.

I do like the stories of Jesus though. He's my hero. He tried telling them they were reading it wrong and being too judgy. He said to love everyone and be thankful for the earth and the animals. I like that.

I think abuse is why I changed my faith. I was in my 30s before I met a man that wasn't abusive ... in the name of the Lord. Men in the south use the bible to give them permission to abuse everyone that's not while and male. I never went into a church in the south that some man wasn't trying to molest me and the other girls. But, what did it for me was my Mom liked the Church of Christ. They think so little of women they won't even let them speak in church! God didn't send women down here just to service men. That's when I let go.

I found peace, love and light with a more nature based faith. I love "God". I think I'd like Jesus but what men have done with the stories is an abomination. Using God to place themselves above everyone else is a sin in my eyes.
1 up, 1w,
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yes those people are wrong and yes some people have changed and tried to tell blasphemy and that's not right but that itself and the fact men wont let women speak In church (girl what church were you going to!) but besides men and there role in making you angry should not keep you from your faith ever. I'm praying for you.
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last final question I hope this wont offend you but how old are you so that I know what age group I'm talking to. because I'm just going to say it I'm in the 8th grade
1 up, 1w,
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I've been arguing with someone decades older than I am thank goodness I wasn't rood or mean to you few
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You have been FANTASTIC! You didn't argue. You spoke from your heart and that is beautiful! You did good!

Yes, I'm much, much, older than you are. Your beliefs serve you now. I'm old enough to know that your beliefs will change through the years, with experience. Everyone's does. I was just like you. I was actually in 8th grade when I got baptized and I went to church on my own because my father and brother were atheists and my mother, well, she picked the church where women weren't allowed to speak. So I walked or rode the church bus. I studied and learned the bible. But, when I became an adult I read more about who wrote the Bible and where it came from. There are good and bad things so my beliefs changed and they continue to change, as I expect they always will.

You keep going to church as long as it comforts you and keep sharing your truth. It's a beautiful truth. God sends you where he knows what you say will be just what someone else needs to hear. He also sends you to people that are different, with different beliefs, so you can learn from them too. Stop worrying about other people's souls. God created all of us and he loves wonderous variety. We're not all evil just because God showed us a different path.

Sorry if I got to heavy. I figured you were young but I thought you were in your early twenties. That means you're way before your time and you're a brilliant writer! πŸ’₯
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I thought about you and our conversation over the weekend and I'd like to say one last thing if that's ok. At your age you should follow your parent's lead. Your family is your best guide in life. It was precious and sweet of you to worry about my soul and I thank you for that. If I were going to leave you with any advice it would be to follow your heart. God really does lead us all. We don't all have to believe the same way. As big as earth is it would be impossible for us all to believe one way anyway.

I'd ask only one thing of you. Try not to judge others too harshly. There are eight billion people on earth and we all live different lives that teach us different beliefs. We are all precious in the eyes of our creator. Beliefs change over time. Yours will too. Not in a bad way but the older we get the more we learn and our ideals change with experience. Eight billion different experiences and God created them all. Don't worry about us. We're ok. We just have different experiences and God loves us too. That's the wonderous thing about god. God loves us all. πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ¦Œβ€οΈ
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man looking back at all this and thinking I was talking to an adult is just crazy to me I honestly thought you were like a high school kid but nope someone who was born before there was even the slightest the thought of me being born thats just wild I definitely wouldn't have said some of the things I did say and I'm lucky because I had to whole paragraphs of me judging to much and honestly I'm lucky I think before I do and that saved me from being so mean to someone triple my age anyway have a great day.
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Remember that. You never really know who you're talking to online. Be careful. I taught my kids to always imagine a big hairy (they didn't like hairy) mean, vicious person that wants to find you and hurt you. Most of the time it's not true but all it takes is once.

You did good. Your parents and your church should be proud. You held your own and if I were younger and knew you personally ... I'd go to church with you just because of our conversation. You are intelligent, passionate and caring. Don't apologize for that. Just remember ... God loves us all and we're not all bad just because our beliefs aren't the same. πŸ•ŠοΈπŸ¦Œβ€οΈ
1 up, 3d
thanks you have no idea how much that means to me
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1 up, 2w,
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Thank you for answering my questions and for your time I hope you know that I wasn't trying to force you to believe anything me and you are simply stating different beliefs I hope you know that because I got scared when you started to talk about christians because I'm a Christian anyway back to the memes :) (not forcing but would you give church a chance please don't be mad that's just what I believe in and God tells his children to try)
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I believe God created everything. I believe everyone is different and believes differently because it's what God wants. If God wanted everyone to believe the same things we would. I think trying to get someone to change their beliefs is the same as telling God he's wrong. I trust God. I think God's earth is perfect even if I disagree with some of the people's ways. I believe everything happens for a reason and anyone that thinks they know better than God is ... lost.

I do go to church. My church is nature. I go outside to be closer to everything God made. I'm not interested in going into a building and reading from a book men wrote when God is everywhere anyway.

You're just as sweet as a peach and I'm happy for you that you found a way that makes you feel fulfilled but you must understand I'm not you. I'm your sister. We are all still your brothers and sisters and if you'll stop judging us for not believing your way you'll see we still believe. Isn't that what matters most? πŸ«ΆπŸ•ŠοΈ
0 ups, 1w,
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what matters most is me knowing that every one who is good to this world and bad will go to heaven and not hell.
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and I cant get that which breaks my heart knowing people are burning in an eternal suffering if you accept Jesus Christ into your heart then you can go to heaven and help others to do so also I don't want you to suffer and I don't want anyone else to suffer so I must spread the word because you seem like a very nice person and nice good people don't need to suffer instead go inside the building and see what I'm talking about please because sure god made nature but he also made church and the men who wrote the Bible which were men who followed close to jesus when he arrived as the messiah so it more than that just do it for yourself and I and your family take a chance.
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When I was 7 years old I was walking down the hallway at school and I saw a open classroom door that had always been closed. It was full of deaf kids. I stood there and watched those kids dancing and laughing and in that moment I said to myself, "I want that in my life". I started checking out books on sign language and I taught myself how to sign. I was 7.
When I was 21 I had my second son. He was two months premature and had all kinds of health issues. When he was 2 months old he got pneumonia and coded. He died. When they revived him they gave him such strong meds that .... it made him deaf. I already knew sign language. You're never going to convince me that wasn't God answering the prayer I had when I was 7 so don't even try.

You can worry about all the people (5.6 billion) that don't believe what you've been taught by a book that historically isn't what you've been told it is by men or you can trust God. I trust God. I worry about anyone that would believe a book with questionable history over God.

Here's a couple of questions. What is it about that book that makes you believe it over God? Have you ever researched where that book came from, who actually wrote it and why? Last question. How many religions did you study before you knew Christianity was the one for you or do you just believe what you were told to believe?

I'm not going to try to change the way you believe, that's God's job, but you are actively trying to tell me you believe you're so right and I'm so wrong that you'd actually be happy if I sold out and gave in on what lessons God wants for me. You're so hooked on your religion that you're not hearing god. I trust God more than I trust you too. πŸ«ΆπŸ•ŠοΈ
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1 up, 1w
also why would I say god wasnt answering your prayer I was going to say that it was but whatever.
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1 up, 1w
he's asking for you to follow him so he take you down the path to eternal peace.
0 ups, 1w
If you think Christians are the only "good" people then you've been taught supremacy and that I will never do. There are over 8 billion people on earth and only 2.4 billion Christians. That means there are 5.6 billion GOOD people that do not believe what you believe and they're not wrong just because you were taught they are in your church. What kind of god would God be if he only loved you and only because of what you believe? We're all out here praying for your souls in hopes that God will see fit to open your eyes. I worship God. I will never worship man but you go ahead. I trust God a heck of a lot more than I'd ever trust man.
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