Don't hold back

Your tagline looks like the bottom of a lake

LMFAOOOO

If you were a slave I bought for free I still wouldn’t get my moneys worth out of you

You have a face that would make onions cry.

Your name looks like its come from another website

if you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid

You have 2 brain cells and they are fighting for third place

I would say I was doing your mom but I didn't want you to think you'd have a father figure.

your mom is so stupid, it took 9 months to make a joke

Roasted

You probably look like you pay your viewers on onlyfans.

You're so fat that when you fart it sets off the tornado siren

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You're so short you have to climb over a pebble to get past it

Ur so short that you hang glide on a dorito

You're so short that when you saw a beehive you thought it was a castle

ur so short that you wrestle with water bears

You're so short that when the dumbest kid in your school found out your height, he said, "Wow! That's my IQ!"

This post was so bad it took me 2 weeks to follow up

Wouldn't that mean that ur just dedicated?

Your pronouns are fee/fi/fo/fum

Go back to gravity falls

Someday you will go far

And I hope you stay there

Thalidomide is afraid of you man.

you are the sun in my life. now get 93.935 million miles away from me.

Your hairline looks like vegetas

If i blew im your ear you would say “thanks for the refill”

Your Jordans are so fake, China denied they made them.

Bro spent ten years on a Lego set that said 10+ on the age

Don’t worry. The first forty years of childhood are always the hardest

When you were born, the doctors probably threw you out of the window, but the window threw you back.

If I was on a deserted island with you and some corned beef, I would eat you and talk to the beef.

You’re so annoying, you could make a Happy Meal cry.
I told my therapist about you. She didn’t believe me.

When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? And can you go back there?

I was going to make a joke about your life, but I see life beat me to it.

If you did a face reveal, the internet would be deleted.

Is that enough for your brain to comprehend, or are ya thirsty for even less self esteem, which I didn’t even think was possible in your case.

I was about call you 95 different roasts I made in a list, but it seems fait wanted to show it to you first, secretagensnowIupvotemyownmemes

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