Don't hold back

Your tagline looks like the bottom of a lake

LMFAOOOO

Your name looks like its come from another website

I would say I was doing your mom but I didn't want you to think you'd have a father figure.

You have 2 brain cells and they are fighting for third place

your mom is so stupid, it took 9 months to make a joke

Roasted

Your Jordans are so fake, China denied they made them.

You have a face that would make onions cry.

If you were a slave I bought for free I still wouldn’t get my moneys worth out of you

This post was so bad it took me 2 weeks to follow up

Wouldn't that mean that ur just dedicated?

Your pronouns are fee/fi/fo/fum

Go back to gravity falls

Someday you will go far

And I hope you stay there

Thalidomide is afraid of you man.

Your hairline looks like vegetas

If i blew im your ear you would say “thanks for the refill”

if you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid

you are the sun in my life. now get 93.935 million miles away from me.

You're so fat that when you fart it sets off the tornado siren

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You're so short you have to climb over a pebble to get past it

Ur so short that you hang glide on a dorito

You're so short that when you saw a beehive you thought it was a castle

ur so short that you wrestle with water bears

You're so short that when the dumbest kid in your school found out your height, he said, "Wow! That's my IQ!"

You probably look like you pay your viewers on onlyfans.