Pov they are interviewing you to see if you are the right person for their very legal company.

i have a feeling i'm going to be forced to play balatro by them and i don't know how to play balatro (or gamble in general for that matter)

Dw they don't know how to play balatro

Noire probably would make you gamble tho

well that's kind of a predicament for noire because

1) i suck at gambling (my luck is terrible)
2) i have literally zero dollars to my name
3) i'm not dumb enough to take out any kind of loan to gamble

so checkmate noire 😎

Counterpoints

1) Hazark and Vani pull some shenanigans to even the odds on your favor
2) Fleur gives you some money
3) The money is not a loan and Fleur does not expect you to pay her back

Go forth
gamble

Gentlevillains, look at me, I'm a duck, not a rat! You can trust me with ANYTHING you need!

Would it surprise you to know that these characters are actually not villains

oh hey nice furry character designs you got there

Thank you you really can't go wrong with a cat in a suit