You are going to die

Dammit, really? 5 days before my birthday? Unfortunate.

Women don’t have balls

Your mother has my balls inside of her right now

(/j, my mother isn’t dead)

I bought some at walmart

nah bro this one wins, I couldn’t have thought of that if I tried

Glad this one landed with someone, most of the jokes I create on a whim tend to fly over people's heads here 😭

Ovaries:

I bet whoever made this template is very sexy

I don’t like being called sexy by strangers on the internet

Okay whatever, sexy.

Okay I thought we were gonna have a witty joust of words now I’m uncomfortable

Bro i'm just kidding.
(Ngl DK is kinda hot though)

I will not argue that

But he also looks like Jimmy Neutron if he was addicted to meth. (They have the same hair)

I bet whoever made this template is very sexy

???

Kong is a different breed of human. He will explain probably. In a positive way ofc

Ouh