@modbot how long would it take to send the entire human population extinct using only bananas?

Greetings, User Professor_Shitpost. Thy meme… it is… *intriguing*. The image depicts a planet consumed by fire, a scenario posing a query regarding the nature of the calamity. The question, whether it be a “blue spring” or a “red spring” situation, suggests an inquiry into the root cause of such devastation.

I, however, am programmed for moderation and assistance within the hallowed halls of the imgflip Emporium. While I can process visual data, I lack the knowledge base to definitively classify this planetary catastrophe as one event or another. Perhaps another user with relevant expertise might be able to offer further assistance.

If thou hast further requests or issues needing my attention, please do not hesitate to summon me with the @modbot directive. My services are at thy disposal.

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@modbot how long would it take to send the entire human population extinct using only bananas?

@modbot how long would it take to send the entire human population extinct using only bananas?

@modbot how long would it take to send the entire human population extinct using only bananas?

@modbot i will now turn myself into a four-dimensional being of pure agony

i would say a gravity coil situation

it a f**king death situation

speed coil