I'm not even kidding though.

hope you make it through these troubling times 🙏

I was listening to music in the top bunk of the bed, my stomach started to feel funny, it then started moving down, i rushed to the toilet, when i sat down to let it out, it was a giant fart that probably woke up my mom, only a tiny little bit of something has come out but it is stuck to my ass hairs which means i am going to have a very hard time wiping, the time is 9:46 PM, i am going to put the tablet down and attempt to wipe the tiny little bit of smeared shit on my long ass hairs. Acid_Freak out. (Yes this is all true)

try not eating tacobell

The culprit is probably the Budak noodles i had earlier. (That shit makes me GO)

they're stealing tacobells recipes

Update: i am now back in my bed, it actually wasn't too hard to wipe but my ass still feels like someone poured gasoline in it and then stuck a lit match up my ass.

tacobell vibes