Oh, the humble c.unt hair, so wiry, so bold,
A tiny rebel in stories untold.
It curls in the shadows, defying the shave,
A prickly reminder of nature’s own wave.
Not quite a treasure, not quite a curse,
It clings to the skin, for better or worse.
Through waxing and tweezing, it laughs at the pain,
Popping back up like it’s staking its claim.
No salon can tame it, no razor’s too sharp,
It’s the punk rock of pubes, playing its harp.
So here’s to the c.unt hair, unyielding, sincere,
A small, spiky badge of the body’s frontier.