Sea Payment

This is how Squidward got his job at the Krusty Krab

Someone used him to buy a Big Mac

They don't sell Big Macs at the Krusty Krab. They sell Krabby Patties

They used him as currency

"Can I get uhh Big Mac?" "The Big Mac costs 1 octopus" 💀

I can't find my octopus

...Aw, rats. Left it at home.

(Also, notice they used "an" instead of "a." It's a two-in-one fail!)

I was ready for EVERYTHING except that

THERE'S THIS THING CALLED AN OCTOPUS CARD WHICH IS BASICALLY A CREDIT CARD.

SO YOU GOT IT WRONG