I gotta get my blood drawn to test my hormones

And they didn't even buy you out?! How unprofessional.

What's a vampire if they don't pay you back?? Dragon got ripped off..

Cheapskates

Yep. I go against my will

Relax, my people are rather chill. They paid Antivirus back. They might do the same for you.

I'm going to stab you with a garlic oil soaked stake.

Well I'm a reverse vampire. Here's the list format:

— Sunlight is healing for me
— I thrive on garlic and Holy Water
— VERY Christian
— If I get stabbed with a stake, I become immortal
— Every normal human is trying to hunt me down and drink my blood

Ah, Italian

I don't get paid
I'll only get paid a popsicle if I faint

They always go for the same arm