Realistic Giraffe Cake (Note: giraffe is not to scale)

So cutting this cake would be like killing a giraffe and shedding its blood.

You've given me a lot of crazy ideas.

It's odd to me--eating realistic looking stuff like that. Same for burning animal shaped candles. It's more like art.

Is it just me who things that would taste really good?

Giraffe meat or cake in the shape of a giraffe?
The eyes are so realistic. I don't think I could watch it being cut.

Weakness. /j