Serious question, and not one ai ever expected to ask

Allow me to explain: This was birthed from a dream I had the other night where Loid and Tanjiro (and their respective casts) lined up. Tanjiro said "I have a sword" and drew his katana. Loid said "I have a gun" and shot Tanjiro in the knee. Then Nezuko bit Loid, so Yor stabbed Nezuko, so Zenitsu cut Yor so Anya started freaking out and Gyomei took her somewhere else, so on and so forth. No one died (somehow) and eventually Handler called a truce.

But now I'm curious as to who would actually win.

Also yes, Yor did freak out after being a muscular blind man with a scar across his forehead pick up her six-year-pld daughter and carry her away, but there wasn't much she could do about it with Zenitsu's less than an inch from her face.

Kamaboko gonpachiro wins

We had this convo before
Loid obv
But if nezuko gets hurt it's an instant loop of ganging up on who-