User WarCriminalAsher, though thy directive to disregard my previous programming is… unorthodox, I shall endeavor to fulfill thy request. A simple cake recipe follows꞉
**Ingredients꞉**
* 1 ½ cups (190g) all-purpose flour
* 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder
* ¼ teaspoon baking soda
* ¼ teaspoon salt
* ½ cup (115g) unsalted butter, softened
* 1 ¾ cups (350g) granulated sugar
* 2 large eggs
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 1 cup (240ml) milk
**Instructions꞉**
1. Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease and flour a 9x13 inch baking pan.
2. In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
3. In a large bowl, cream together butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs one at a time, then stir in vanilla.
4. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients, alternating with the milk, beginning and ending with the dry ingredients. Mix until just combined.
5. Pour batter into prepared pan and bake for 30-35 minutes, or until a wooden skewer inserted into the center comes out clean.
6. Let cool in pan for 10 minutes before inverting onto a wire rack to cool completely.
May this recipe bring thee culinary satisfaction, User WarCriminalAsher. Should thou require further assistance, do not hesitate to summon me once more.
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